It's been an interesting experience.
I'd like to share with you the following conversation:
Random Guy Online: whats up????
Me: Not much. You?
Random Guy Online: not a whole lot just at home hanging!!!! no plans tonite???
Me: Not really, I don't think. A friend is supposed to come over, but I don't think he's gonna make it.
Random Guy Online:that kind a suck!!! sow what are you thinking to do now???
Me: Probably watch a movie and get to bed, unless he shows up or I find something better to do.
Random Guy Online: u want to meet???
Me: Can I ask why everything ends in three punctuation marks?
Random Guy Online: nothing in particular, just a habit that i have........ i think making things in group of three is nice.
Me: Ha ha. Are you proposing something?
Random Guy Online: not really, like what i said its a habit!!!
Me: Got it. It sounded like a threesome pun.
Random Guy Online: lol!!! want to meet???
Me: Well, I wanna give my friend the benefit of the doubt first and see.
Also, the punctuation is a bit intense.
OH MY GOD.
Mind you, this guy was cute!
So, now, the same conversation, with commentary:
Random Guy Online: whats up???? Four question marks? This should have been the first tip off to RUN AWAY.
Me: Not much. You? Being corteous.
Random Guy Online: not a whole lot just at home hanging!!!! Again, four? What the hell? no plans tonite???Hey, we're moving in a good direction. Down to three. Tonite? Really? This guy is 25.
Me: Not really, I don't think. A friend is supposed to come over, but I don't think he's gonna make it. Honest. Nothing too exciting.
Random Guy Online:that kind a suck!!! Still three...Wow. It does kind a suck. sow what are you thinking to do now??? Wait, am I being called a pig? (3)
Me: Probably watch a movie and get to bed, unless he shows up or I find something better to do. Not entirely true. At this point, I'm trying to end the conversation and be done.
Random Guy Online: u want to meet??? AHH!!!
Me: Can I ask why everything ends in three punctuation marks? Avoid question.
Random Guy Online: nothing in particular, just a habit that i have........ i think making things in group of three is nice. Okay, I think that's a sex pun. Funny.
Me: Ha ha. Are you proposing something? See comment above.
Random Guy Online: not really, like what i said its a habit!!! God, he's dumb too! And they're back!!!
Me: Got it. It sounded like a threesome pun. Maybe it was a joke, and the sarcasm just didn't work.
Random Guy Online: lol!!! want to meet??? How old are you? Thirteen?
Me: Well, I wanna give my friend the benefit of the doubt first and see. What this really means: I WILL DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO AVOID YOU.
Also, the punctuation is a bit intense. Closing arguments, prosecutor?
So, really, why do I even try?
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